I’ve helped hundreds of founders and fund managers convert more investor meetings into capital commitments.
What is a roast?
A 15-minute, private video, packed with personalised, easy-to-implement advice that will improve your landing page conversion. Sent to you within 48 hours.
I roast:
Venture capital LP decks
Fund of funds LP decks
Startup fundraising decks
😐 You’re constantly working on your pitch deck, but it doesn’t quite feel right. You’re relying on your intuition or advice from people that haven’t seen thousands of decks.
😣 You keep getting ghosted after investor meetings. You didn’t wow them, and they decided to shift their focus to other pitches that did.
😥 You’re running low on runway since you haven’t been able to raise. If you don’t close some investors soon, you go out of business.
Your roast is private, personalized, and will be delivered within 48 hours.
Specific fixes to copy, slide design, and presentation flow based on what works.
First impressions matter. Make a great first impression with a deck that impresses.
If your investor close rate doesn't increase after 90 days, we will refund you.
Click into any of the buttons on this page to lock in your roast. All we need is your deck and and an email address to send back our tweaks.
We know you have a million other things you need to get done. We pride ourselves on flipping things around fast.
We will make recommendations based on what we have seen work for other businesses.
If you don’t have a higher investor close rate within three months of your roast, we’ll comp you another roast for FREE.
Roasts cost $1,000. There is no contract, no commitment, and no ongoing fees.
You can’t put a price tag on a great first impression. All investors have a million other places they can invest their money. To win them over, your presentation has to be GREAT. I’ve seen thousands of pitches that work and thousands of others that don’t work. I share all of that knowledge into actionable takeaways that boost your odds of securing millions of dollars.
Yes. I will send you a private Loom video that you can watch in your browser or download. Nothing is shared without your explicit permission.
Yes. If it doesn’t after 90 days, I will comp you another roast for free or give you your money back.
